Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.

“I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.”

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“If God had wanted men to swim, he would have taught fish to fish. But fish don’…”

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what …”