Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”

“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because l…”

“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way…”

“I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar playe…”