Maturity doesn’t advance linearly, like you steadily and readily becoming more profound in your thinking. No, it staggers and stumbles like a drunk.

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”

“Rich mahogany wood was used to construct the bookshelves, and the floor is also…”

“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.”