May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5

“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“Give me lust, baby.Flash.Give me malice.Flash.Give me detached existentialist e…”

“Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his lo…”

“Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.”