May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.

“I don’t know where you’re going, or even why you’re going, but I sure am glad t…”

“She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And u…”

“If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this …”

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up you…”