Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s ears, you can’t tell mine are flipped over. But they must be, because I only seem to listen to myself.


“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”

“I was born in 1928, rearranged”

“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turn…”

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub c…”