Maybe one day I could fly all over the world and meet other interesting birds.

“I said if I get her pregnant, I’d get to name our kid. She asked what I’d call …”

“She had amber-colored eyes. Or maybe they were blue, and I was confusing their …”

“My ex was a BBW, but she looked Ok. Actually, she looked more like Tx.”

“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”