Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.

“If I say “No decision has been made,” it’s a lie—because I have decided to rema…”

“I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up.…”

“My goal is to do the most with the least—get the maximum output with the minimu…”

“The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So co…”