Me and Ruth minus Ruth leaves me Ruthless—and makes me ruthless.

“In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”

“I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’l…”

“Show me how to lactate, and I’ll be the best mother a father could be.”

“In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, …”