Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But still I’d like to try. Just not while mass is in session.

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I c…”

“A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repacka…”

“A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like…”