Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men simply don’t think about it.

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“Yesterday I went to see a doctor. I woke up with a sore throat, congested sinus…”

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s …”

“I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me fro…”