Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.


“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will b…”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”

“I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It…”