Met a guy named Bill once. We met in Williamsburg and discussed the Bill of Rights and duck’s beaks.

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a…”

“The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mo…”

“Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going any…”

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let…”