Michael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said it all.

“When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me t…”

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myse…”

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, a…”

“Do not stick your dick in your car’s exhaust pipe. Instead, fuck your neighbor’…”