Michael, your my big brother.

“Bite Me!-Shane Collins to Eve Rosser.The Morganville Vampire Series”

“Goooodmorning, my little jumping bean.I got your salsa right here, bimbo," she …”

“Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you."Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I …”

“Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.”