More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.

“Be honest, asshole. Are you a dick magnet?”

“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”

“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanill…”