Mortification was becoming my default emotion.

“I fought back the tears that came with experiencing something as perfect and po…”

“Thank you? Was that like a thanks, but no thanks? Thanks, but I’m watching a mo…”

“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in th…”

“Shakespeare. No one reads Shakespeare in a bar unless it’s a ploy to pick up gi…”