Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.

“I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.”

“A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is…”

“Hoping you were the first to do something, and fearing you weren’t the first, w…”

“In the 48 hours following my discovery of her infidelity, I found out she’d bee…”