Mounting anything on a plaque instantly transforms it from trash into an award. For example, a dry disposable pen goes from junk clutter to the first annual writer’s award for dry humor.

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already t…”

“After losing my job, I felt the only options available to me were razors, cyani…”

“The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.”

“I lit my loneliness on fire like it was a cigarette. But I didn’t smoke it, bec…”