Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What …”

“I keep my heart in my hope chest. Other items in there are clothes, towels, sil…”

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one …”

“The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.”