Mr. Green Sweater looks normal, but his wingman looks hard-core bad boy,” said Vee. "Emits a certain don’t-mess-with-me signal. Tell me he doesn’t look like Dracula’s spawn. Tell me I’m imagining things.

“Wow. Nice bike,” I said. Which was a lie. It looked like a glossy black death t…”

“Hate to disappoint, but no feathers. I came to Earth stripped naked.”

“Every animal on the planet attracts mates with the goal of reproduction. Frogs …”

“Just then Patch ambled through the front door. I did a double take to make it w…”