Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.

“The topic of weather isn’t small talk, when you’re conversing with a meteorolog…”

“Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely ou…”

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”