Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.

“I’ll beat you with a ladder, so in my defense I can say, “I didn’t hit him! Loo…”

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”

“I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.”