Muurp," muurped Edwart.

“Germs contagious, contagious alert!But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”

“How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?' One thing my mom had taught me i…”

“And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to…”

“Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That’s not my real name. My name is actually Kantk…”