My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my love that night, despite a lid being on the bucket it was splashing around in.

“You might think there is nothing more patriotic than dying for your country, bu…”

“I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I…”

“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I real…”

“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy …”