My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with he…”

“Writing is the art of remembering and forgetting. You must forget what you’ve a…”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”

“Most people take four years to get a degree. Not me. I’m twice as ambitious. It…”