My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV show is on mute.

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s…”

“I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesvi…”

“I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protecti…”

“A brick could be used to separate two types of people. On the left is a guy who…”