My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pick him up.

“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two ti…”

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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“I’m a patriotic pilot. I know how to fly a flag. Of course I don’t fly anything…”

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”