My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able t…”

“Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you a…”

“Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am th…”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”