My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection is equal to a small.

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

“Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don’t get it down on paper it decompo…”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”

“The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.”