My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as it did when it was a kitten.

“My hero’s hero is not necessarily my hero, unless my clone’s hero is my clone’s…”

“I went to a gun range and shot a man made out of paper. That paper man must hav…”

“My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most roma…”

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”