My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoothies as well. I drive a Toyota Starbucks Limited Edition.

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“I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that’s OK, b…”

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leop…”

“My writing doesn’t improve if you think it’s great, and it doesn’t lessen if yo…”