My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pretty impressive, considering it’s an ebook.

“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”

“I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that …”

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a bus…”

“Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.”