My book is awful,” I said.

“Nonsense,” Dora J. Arod said. “Your book is nonsense.

“Just because I’m hung up over my ex girlfriend, doesn’t mean I won’t hang up on…”

“So many trees, so few chimneys.”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask wh…”

“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to th…”