My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it…”

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better des…”

“The old me is younger than the new me, the me now.”

“When I was a little boy, say 17 months old, I lived in the forest. I was raised…”