...my closet and I are on my own. My closet is of no use to me. It may actually be laughing at me. It's true, I hear it.

“Plus, once he did the requisite double-take and recognized me, he’d probably be…”

“You get halfway through with your life and you realize you haven't done the thi…”

“I decline the coffee. I don't drink it, because no matter how much sugar I put …”

“...but she's my tangent girl and I'll follow her if this is where she wants to …”