My comfort zone is right above the ozone layer.

“One clown sleeping in a car is not tragic. One clown sleeping with your wife in…”

“I’ve got semen stains on my shirt, and spaghetti stains on my underwear. Ah, bu…”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll o…”

“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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