My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

“I will always love you.” [...]"That’s what I was supposed to say...”

“I changed my mind," he said. "I'll take you up on helping me get a job."I almos…”

“His fingertips slid down from my face, lightly stroking the line of my neck, do…”

“Χαμογελασε και μου χάιδεψε το μαγουλο. ”