My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from…”

“Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the ba…”

“I just made a fan gun. Instead of shooting bullets, it shoots the breeze. Just …”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”