My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would be my asshole.

“I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable …”

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pi…”

“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. W…”

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll als…”