My ex was the shape of a planet, and when she wore a belt, that planet was Saturn.

“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be t…”

“A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your plac…”

“The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, a…”

“Thor again tutored me in the seventh grade, when I was learning Algebra. Algebr…”