My eyesight isn’t what it didn’t use to be.

“You could get 50% wrong and you’d still get 50% right. That’s nearly half!”

“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”

“I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”