My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?

“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is …”

“I should invent a stationary bike/electrical generator/phonograph player, so th…”

“Before I walked into the door, the room got shades darker as a cloud did a summ…”