My fatal flaw is hubris.
The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse.
What could be worse than hummus?

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“No which fish are big enough to land”

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“I don't deserve you.""You're not allowed to say that.""Why not?""It's a breakup…”