My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.

“Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned…”

“If I had a street named after me, it would really put me on the map.”

“I don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me …”

“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul…”