My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named B…”

“When I was two, a year was half of my life. It must have felt like forever. But…”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of lette…”