My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”

“A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick …”