My favorite unit of time is the hour, because I collect them and store as many as 10 new and unused ones each night to use after I’m dead. The best time to make love to me is right after I’ve fallen asleep.

“Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonde…”

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

“Selling flesh-tearing torture devices for more than $55,555 dollars, now that’s…”

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I j…”