My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t kn…”

“I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother …”

“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket c…”