My friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.

“Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even mov…”

“I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.”

“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just a…”

“Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.”